Of Incompetents and Vixen-Gargoyles

A Brief (Rather Unrelated) Introduction

Day after day we see it: the ever-dwindling competence levels of high school students, a trend closely correlating with the disgusting appearance of these kids--an appearance that can only be tangibly compared to that of vixen gargoyles. So I took some time to ponder what has been causing this trend. And I can't seem to figure it out. Is it the mere lack of any desire to do anything other than sit on a couch eating processed American food and play games on a smartphone?

Alas, I'm not going to continue talking about the general incompetence of high schoolers, as, chances are, I'd unintentionally end up offending many of you. So, below I have a number of photos that may serve as inspiration to more productive activities.

More Interesting Items

Here are some lovely pictures that have recently captured my attention, which you may also . I'm exploring the photoshopping work that can be done only by competents.

This cat looks much like my cat, except, unfortunately, my cat can't breath fire.

(http://www.zastavki.com/pictures/1920x1080/2012/Creative_Wallpaper_Cat_in_Fire_034916_.jpg)

What a beautiful old man. Such beauty can only come with Photoshop.

(http://whatthehayell.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/old-man-mask.jpg)

Another cat--they seem to be excellent animals to graphically design!

(http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs27/i/2008/124/e/9/water_cat_by_Artelfic.jpg)

I always find it especially pleasing when a graphic, such as those above, can fool people into believing in a paradoxical reality, perhaps where cats breath fire. The rapid pace at which technology changes (the rate of change is an exponential function, in case you didn't know) makes such graphics more and more believable. The next step is to get cats to breath fire.

With that and a 'hoyhehe' I leave you. Enjoy your day and refrain from competence-draining activities.